Random Fun With Google

I was surprised to find this- apparently, if you type this into Google, "[your name] likes to" it searches for that specific phrase across the internet- some of them are pretty funny, here's what I came up with for a top 10-

Jake likes to talk handball strategy with fellow players.
Jake likes to listen to Jack Johnson.
Jake likes to characterize problems as opportunities.
Jake likes to take baths in the sink.
Jake likes to just have fun at everyone’s expense.
Jake likes to do lots of things.
Jake likes to read.
Jake likes to have the ball thrown to him on the dock, where he’ll kick it back to them.
Jake likes to work the crowd.
Jake likes to meet new people and receive a pat on the head, then he’s off to do his own exploring.
Some of these are true, some don't make any sense, and some are just weird. Anyway, now you go try it! You know you want to...