Good News- Cigarette Juice

Mainly because my dear friend is a fan of Spagett- yes, this is what I do when you mortals are sleeping. If memory serves, I watched this commercial, such as it is, at the home of my lady friend, who was snoozing at the time. I can recall a habit of hers that warms my heart no end, reaching out and finding her man still there, then, quite secure in this knowledge, goes back to sleep, content that all is right with the world. I only hope I can live up to such a noble standard as this! At any rate, this features the legendary Spagett- insane insomniacs, you know full well who I'm talking about- touting the latest Cincorp invention, Cigarette Juice. I have seen the effects of water on cigarette butts, though admittedly not on what appears to be tea brewed from cigarettes. The Cinco Phone is also worth a look- I'll post a link when I don't have to wage war with dial-up. At any rate, this is repulsive in every way, much like the bulk of this show-and yet, oddly funny. Perhaps that's why they show it on late-night Cartoon Network- speculation abounds. At any rate, you know the so-called Big Tobacco would be doing this- having seen "Russian Flavored" energy drinks (my guess is vodka, which will serve you well when you're low on cash, and maybe have something to mix it with), very little is capable of surprising me any more. This particular (nameless- what's another word for The Metamorphosis?) energy drink I did not try, mainly out of fear for what the results would be. Nonetheless, life goes on, as does late-night cartoons. I remain a big Fullmetal Alchemist fan- were the secrets of alchemy (...) so easy, wouldn't more people have grasped them? Enough randomness- in the hopes, dear readers, that all is well among you.