Distracted At Christmas

Here it is Christmas morning, and I got to sleep late, which is always a good Christmas present. Apart from that, hope you're out there enjoying whatever it is you're doing, I know my lady love is out working, my family is probably kicking back in Connecticut, which is good. I wonder if it snowed up there? No snow here yet, but plenty of cold and wind! Comes with the territory, I guess. Wherever, whoever and whenever you are, have a good Christmas! Let there be much positive vibrations, good will towards mankind, and all that good stuff!

I just had to post this picture, (thank yous to Matt O. for this one) it really pushes the envelope on weird shit. Obama's face cracks me up for some reason. And unfortunately, this seems to be the case. Replace The Zombie Apocalypse with BP, and you've got pretty much the same thing... Whoops, was that all cynical and stuff? Well, someone was bound to say it. Luckily I have heavy firepower within running distance, so when (or if, you pessimistic people, you) the zombie apocalypse does come down, I'm planning on stopping by the armory, retrofit my big old chunky HEMTT, swing by the ammo depot and save some people from the barracks or something, or just go raid the corner store and get some Twinkies. Actually, I'd prefer SnoBalls myself, maybe with a pot of coffee. I'm guessing hot coffee would be a little more difficult to obtain though.

At any rate, I'm working on New Year's resolutions, and will post those when the list is complete. And the reason for that being, because that will put them firmly in the public domain, thus making me kind of obligated to follow through on them, and not just conveniently forget them. I figure the New Year is as good as a time as any to start self-improvement. Apart from that, the sun is out today- I take this as a good sign. Merry Christmas, Happy Yule, Happy Hannukah (sorry if that's not the correct spelling, you know what I mean), Happy Kwanzaa, but most of all, be well, be safe and know joy in everything. That's my wish for everyone this Christmas, and I hope it's a good one! So avoid ingesting any Tenafly Viper, have a good day, and also importantly, drive safely! Auto accidents probably kill more people than Tenafly Viper, but waiting on the statistics on this one. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!